Who
in hell can be cast in lieu of Ernest Borgnine? I really don't think there's a current Hollywood equivalent.

If ever there were a time for a David Lee Roth gimmick poster, now is that time. I summon thee, Zirconia Dave!

More than fair analysis by both petdemon and Carl. Well plaid, fellas. Nexzt one's on me.

I saw Dino Jr., one of my very favorite bands, way back during the "Bug" days, Tiny bar in Champaign Illinois. 5 bucks to get in. The volume was motherfucking insane. If anybody left without ringing ears, they were deat when they arrived. My point being, to the extent I have a point, during the intermission neither…

So, you just act like a dick and people give you money to tell your drunken stories. I am more than qualified to do that. Without any experience with coke, I have stories. Yeah, I'm a bit younger than him, but my stories will rival his. As Bukowski explained it, Burroughs was the only junkie who ever did anything.…

I'll second "Five Characters in Search of an Exit". Then again, for whatever reason, I'm also drawn to movies and TV shows that start with the premise of "how in hell did I get here, and who in hell are these other people?". Really liked "Cube", for instance, and I was probably the one guy who actually watched…

Haven't thought about 'Sandkings' in years. Christ, I loved that as a youngster.

You are clearly unfamiliar with Leonard Nimoy's photography.

In response to your comment, there is very little doubt that I am (damn near) cripplingly self-absorbed. Which probably sorta explains , at least in some small part, my love of this show/defense of the character.

See? I serve up the softballs and the unregistered pope knows how to knock 'em down. It ain't that hard, kids.

Let's be honest about this, shall we? Cookie monster strikes me as a dead nice person who posts on this website. Dropping articles, though, ain't much of a gimmick. Got nothing against the (likely) guy or girl, but it might as well be Flaubert. It really is not a gimmick as such. By a wide margin, the two greatest…

I am not an owl, but I play one on TV.

While I, despite myself, sorta enjoy True Blood, she really doesn't have anything approaching a spectacular rack. She was way, way hotter in the 25th hour, when she didn't reveal anything. Best thing about that series is Erik and the episode where the gay vampire came on the evening news and ripped the anchor's…

Let's all agree on this, shall we shmohahks?, Curb is the single greatest sitcom that has ever, to this point, been aired. It is the balls. I know you kids like your Community and your Parks and Rec. But, seriously, by any sort of logical standard, it is the best I've ever seen. And, as above, Larry is generally…

Every porn plot, ever: Insert Tab A into Slot B.

What, no love for Uncle Milty?

Man, you think it sucks to get a regular pube stuck in your throat?

Clicking the link to Nimoy's nude photography
will reveal that (while he may not have taken all that many photos of naked people),on a pound by pound basis, he is one of the most prolific photographers in the field.

If they just scrubbed all of that goddamned blue paint off of Zoey Saldana before setting her loose to pointlessly run around naked for 2 and a half hours, I could probably significantly increase my fap rate.

I know this seems like a travesty to some,
but as a struggling Hollywood agent who only represents dwarves, I couldn't be happier. CGI's been threatening to put me out of business for years, and there's a limit to how many parts I can get Tom Cruise in a given year.