I'm pretty sure that was one of the biggest sub-plots on 'Treme'.

Also, the most rat-eating this side of Survivor's first season.

Have no fear, fellas
Sure, they've got the under 16 and over 45 set covered. But there's still alotta ladies in between.

Anyone who doesn't bet on boxing, yes.

Your infield must suck.

Fundamentalist Keebler elves?

*inserts tongue in Jerry Seinfeld's ex-girlfriend*

I still refuse to see them unless there are tractor pulls and elephant ears involved.

Really? Is little Billy seein' a knocker or two really going to hinder his development in any way? I mean, I specifically remember seeing bare ass on "The Goodies" at an extremely young age, and look I how I turned ou…oh, fuck. Down with boobies!

Show me on the Benben where Arliss touched you.

Particularly at the annual dock-workers convention.

Wait, so Karl Jung was Kaiser Soze all along?

"Elements of Schwarzenegger's real life will factor in as well". Given the drug use, orgies and naked "art" photos from his real life, this strikes me as a project better suited to, say, Alan Moore, than our own Stan the Man.

*shoots Milk out of nose*
*screams in pain*

Great, now I've got the image of Sasquatch and Puck involved in some sort of unholy, 'Auto-Focus'-esque spank off. That just ain't right.

Pete Vukovich. Every bit as attractive as that name would suggest.

…Mitchell?

Well, once she got that sweet gig hawking Crisco, she must have known that things were on the upswing.

She had a pretty long segment on 'Real Time' without once saying "fuck". That's just poor form.

I'm well aware that the internet is the land of hyperbole. But I literally never watched another baseball game after that Pirates/Braves playoff debacle. The Buc's subsequent history seems to have shined favorably on my decision.