Perhaps putting such evangelical faith in a faceless corporation isn't that great an idea, maybe?

Perhaps putting such evangelical faith in a faceless corporation isn't that great an idea, maybe?

I concur.  I've never really cared for the host segments.  I pretty much fast forward through them.  I've found that newbies to the show find them kind of stupid.

Johnny feels dark hands pressing him onwards.  The voices in his head get meaner.

I saw "Robot Monster" for the first time not long ago.  That's a pretty good one.  The dumpy-ass monster in the gorilla suit and diving helmet slogging around is funny in itself.

Realistically, how much closer am I to conquering the universe?

That's not a name it's a bad Scrabble hand

I think I left a Sustacal in the corner

I always remember Penn doing the voiceover for something or other where he said, "It's like a birthmark on Hillary Clinton's face.  It's funny and topical"  Not sure why I remember that

The narrator saying "Heela-copter" for some reason…? 
"Boy, wish I could get a ride on one of those, Johnny thinks"
*sees the blond figuring skating champion*
"Boy, wish I could get a ride on one of those, Johnny thinks"
Joe Louis hits up Johnny for ten bucks

I've seen probably every episode of the show more than once, and yet I've only watched maybe a total of ten minutes of the non-movie parts.  Anybody else like this?  Does that make me a bad fan?

And for God's sake, get a wire rack!!

Johnny(?) Goes to the Fair is one of the funniest things in history. 

HIKEEBAA!

I need a boat!
A gravy boat!

Robot Holocaust is over the top ridiculous enough for a newbie.

Now I'm going to be singing, "He flies like a moron" all day

Hamlet is an awful episode except for the scenes with Hamlet's father.  "Later, Breeder!", "Let's…to brunch!"

RZC is great.  Hell, it's great alone for the John Carradine bit.  "What do you think of that, smart guy?" and him 'singing' the theme song. "Oh to blessed with such an instrument".  The Bay of Pigs invasion scene is epic.

No one ever says Italy!