I remember soon after the Courant starting running the Far Side they ran the one where the woman has the doggie door nailed shut and you see a poodle running full steam at it thru the window and the owner is yelling, "Faster, Fifi, faster!"
Man, what a shitstorm of angry letters that set off.  People were calling for…

Joann is a girl's name.

Does the movie deal with his relationship with his daughter?  NO INCEST!

*Lucas tells Star Wars fans of more changes*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He read it "for research".  Oh, come on.  You don't even believe that yourself.

Lady Liberty is suffering from Down's Syndrome

Hahaha, great system.  No more failed firsties canceraids, no more spam, it's a brave new world.

That would be great sung with forced, tuneless, featureless vocals!

I love the "Sex farm…with Sex Hookers!"

Otto Erotic?  Also works for Homer Erotic

I bet he could pull off one hell of a Hot Carl in them days, too

They should make it "Christopher Guest".  He's a known asshole.

I've really gotten used to the phrase "Please wait…"

Please refrain from tasting the knob

The other 'garia'….Hungaria

Tracy will have forgotten and also the world will have forgotten about that by then.

First she bashes Ghostbusters and now Sweet Valley High?   You're pushing it, Koski!

If you're going to call the country singer maudlin, I think you can't really let Louis off the hook for the ducking-brings-enemies-together ending where everybody enjoys the sing along.

I'll throw out the obligatory Simpsons quote:
Moe: That is the stupidest story I've ever heard, and I've read the entire Sweet Valley High series

I thought it was a little too pat as well.  The duckling does save his life, like his daughter said, and the clown breaks down the differences between people, blah blah.  I know it's the way around here to call everything Louis does genius but I thought it was kind of a false note.