"An odd natured legend of a synchronistic connection to an historic time that has so greatly affected us all. The place and date by month and the, "(A) day that will live in infamy" quoting President Franklin D. Roosevelt. Found by over 400 witness' two years before America declared war!Before that time Great Britain…

I was really hoping another character would pick up the beaten to death and painfully unfunny "I'm from Leeds" thread and go with it.  The show never disappoints.

I had a suspicion last week, but now it's official, Wad VanDerTurf = David Cross

I was on Air Berlin a couple months ago, and there were a couple model quality girls.  Even the worst were pretty cute.

You were better when you were posting as Wad VanDerTurf

Well, if they were smarter they would just drive the truck there themselves and call the cellphone from a distance instead of leaving the whole thing in the hands of an obvious moron. But hey, there's an adult who thinks Todd's dad is a ghost because he heard the guy was dead and yet here he is, so why ask questions.

Why do I think that if this show was on NBC and not written by David Cross that half the comments would be about how racist the Turkish terrorist storyline is?

I counter you.  Duck fat is easily the best fat there is.  Potatoes fried in duck fat, oh yeah….

Oh, Andy Capp, you wifebeating drunk

Yeah, kippered fish isn't exactly the craziest thing.  Some of the items on here are reaching a little bit.  "Glucose syrup" - oh my, you mean sugar syrup made from vegetables??

For the Antikythera Mechanism, it says, "The problem with that is that at the time this thing was made, no one had yet discovered laws of gravity or how heavenly bodies moved."  If that means no one at the time had the slightest clue about astronomy, well, then I question your detailed research. I guess the whole…

Well, they can't be too well researched.  I can't go over to check because it's blocked but I believe one of the "things science can't explain" or some similar article had the Antikythera mechanism as an "unexplainable" item, when not only has it been explained, but workable models of it have been built.  That's…

She's clinging to youth with her bony Gollum arms

6 Science Facts That Will Blow Your Brain Out the Back of Your Head:

"shows that date a breather before a wild climax".  Great typo there.

and it's plot is NOT disjointed, it's Argento-like dream logic, dammit!

What's happening to me…?  I'm becoming so fat… >puff< I can hardly run…

They finally found the cure for 14 stab wounds in the back

"Hayden Childs" is a very…I don't know, Soap Opera kind of name, if you know what I mean?

I can't stop laughing over Ani DiFranco’s Dick