Like an endless series of duck and cover drills staged in preparation for a holocaust that never comes.

Pipe down sasquatch.

Lots of people in my office seem to have read it. Mostly the people who never read books, per se. We're maybe two generations away from a post-literate culture.

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Then I'll see you in hell!

You saw that too?!

It's cold in February. Bring a jacket.

"This isn't what I imagined. This is just filth …"

Or I could just say the word 'catheter'. Catheter. See?

Admit it Sean, you searched all over the place for something fresh and Wahlberg related just so you could use that screencap again.

There must be a lot of frustrated screenwriters who are closet LARPing dorks with unfinished medieval lit masters theses.

THIS. IS. FOURTH MEAL!!!

[turns on a microwave]

That's true of so many things.

Man do the Twins ever have some catching up to do.

Mrs. Harry Connick Jr. for me, thanks.

The middle east explodes in violent political unrest and Pullman declares war on terror.

You'd think a race that accomplished interstellar travel wouldn't take 20 fucking years to retaliate.

The comments post to alternate dimension where everyone is very moody and they downvote everything.

Somehow she managed to make what was essentially a huge foam rubber novelty cowboy hat spray painted black look absolutely fantastic. It must be witchcraft.