You forget he was still in his 20s when he said a lot of that shit. Naturally he wanted to believe his best days were still ahead of him, I mean what a horrible burden to shoulder. Carry that weight indeed.

The London Era Singles Collection. Actually Paint It Black all by itself works too.

I was 10. My parents played the Blue Album over and over again during a 4 day road trip. I'm still living with the consequences of hearing that 3 second guitar "solo" on Strawberry Fields for the first time, which somehow manages to be the aural equivalent of the last 20 minutes of 2001. I think 60s nostalgia…

I've Just Seen a Face, best new infatuation song ever. I know I sound like a pussy, fuck off. You know I'm right.

Everything i've read makes me think it's probably a bit of trainwreck, but yeah, I'd still like to hear it for myself sometime before I'm dead, or just too fucking deaf to appreciate it.

Agreed, but I think in the rush to downplay the hype that surrounded Sgt. Pepper's for the first 20 years after it's release (which was a necessary corrective) we've lost sight of just how good the singles and EPs were that they released during the high (haha) psychedelic period that ran roughly from the time they…

Plus, you know. Booze.

I've already got it tattooed on the space between my thumb and wrist.  Because I never want to forget.

Is there something else being called "cough syrup" these days?

It's true, but they're all the size toothpicks and clustered in the shape of a larger, normal sized dick.

Dynamic too.

Totes.

Keep hula-hooping indefinitely?

I think that answer writes itself.

You, sir, are either a) respectably employed or b) not an alcoholic, in which case what're you doin' here pretty boy?

Goddamn, thank you for clearing that up before I was compelled to sit through hour after hour of what, by all accounts, is a terrible, terrible program.

You want edgy? Then she shrugs and turns the trick anyway.

"This looks like the same piece-of-shit sky blue Cadillac you had before!"

Don't freak out @avclub-e3f5ab7f02122f95b801e13e2c586d6a:disqus  but, SOME OF US ARE ALREADY THERE.

Yeah, "practically."