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Fuck-ton Sinclair
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The more you know …

[slaps him hard on the back] Heeeeyy!  Can ya believe this fuckin guy here?  [grabs back of neck, shakes]  Ya crazy bastid ya!

"Cocks are not magical . . . but cunts most assuredly are."

Nic Cage showing up toward the end of the season as Jesica Lange's insane warlock rival kind of makes me hard just thinking about it.

As inevitable as death itself.

I'll agree that it mostly worked, I guess because the Butterfly and this crazy ass show are sort of on the same wavelength.  Well, these guys are probly more self aware. And not as high. In any event, I will not be purchasing the double disc soundtrack album, which would no doubt feature the full 17 1/2 minute shit

Couldn't have been very graphic cause I don't remember either.  It was def a thing that happened but it may have been mostly off screen.

haha.  "end".

Ok, a little different because it's apparent that she was crazy all along, but James Caan's slow realization of just how truly fucking nuts Kathy Bates is in Misery should probably qualify.

His sanity crumbles like a fragile candle-powered seasonal knickknack.

Pretty much all of 1994, although let's face it, that bitch was always nuttier than a Georgia truckstop.

Now here's an idea for a gimmick account …

We're not hitchhiking anymore. We're RIDING!!

I think it's actually when he finds out it's not only gone but that his wife gave it to that dude she was fucking.

Nah, I think that started as earlyvas the sixties, actually, when geeks who obsessed over pulp novels and comics hooked up with like minded folks on campus. And maybe started a zine. I know it's hard to believe but there really was life before the internet.

Horsefellow needs his own Whalestoe Chronicles.

And oh the bombs /

Like Conan munching crow on the Tree of Woe

Fuck yes. How did nobody pick this?

You keep The Beef the hell away from those meet-ups.