Monday with Gunhold:
ALL GIRLS ARE CRAZY

Tonight on a very special Cleveland Show…

"Roast Beef Princess"

black people?

when I was a young cadet at the Prussian Military Academy my nickname was "Snooki".

I don't think Patrick Dempsey drinks.

well couldn't you make your primetime soap MORE outrageuos and have THAT be…ten?

um…
yay?

it made Hud look like CHUD and I LOVED CHUD!!!

never saw this
is the robot her bridesmaid?

Aaah, the Golden Girls! I loved the one where they all ate poisoned Geritol and died.

YOU BLEW IT!

sounds like a Chuck Norris riff.

you know come December when they make those "Who croaked this year" retrospectives nobody's gonna remember this. You know I'm right.
ps Val Kilmer doesn't pay his taxes.

nothing relevant to add but: "Escape" by Rupert Holmes is on the radio now.

Monday with Gunhold:
letters from Vic Morrow can scare women into labor? I must alert mein fuhrer. We have to make use of this valuable knowledge.

Monday with Gunhold:
I always like it when rappers start to use their real names when they engage in things vaguely ont involved with rap but they still have to have the rap name in parenthises because who the fuck knows who Curtis Jackson is…?…

Monday with Gunhold:
was that pic taken with a fish-eye lens or is he really that fat?

Monday with Gunhold:
Smoove over Rover…
Let Gunhold take over!

Dave Grohl in "Foo The Fighter"