I wonder what John Malkovich does for Christmas. I bet it's fucking awesome.

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"Beverly Hills Jews" just doesn't roll off the tongue does it?

glad it's over.

who, Jesus?

don't forget to seperate your cans from plastics from Nina Hartleys.

Much of Bill Hicks' renown is posthumous
because he's dead.

Gunhold/Tron!

pwned indeed.

or a Commandment?
either one.
it's early.

Jesus Clipping Christ on a popsicle stick! Can't there be a Commandmenat against bad puns?

this makes less sense than Hitler addressing the B'Nai B'rith Awards.

makin' movies, makin' songs?

wasn't Poonsies that drving cat from SNL?

Monday with Gunhold:
Dress Up Keith Richards.

Monday with Gunhold:
I'm developing a mythos as the Thomas Pynchon of the internet.

the Sterling Fuckpound is doing well on the international market.

I don't know what you mean.

damn ninjas. Since the pirates moved out they've had no way do divert their ninja tendencies.

Squirrel ninja: he'll climb ya!