DAFOE!!!

AYE! Senor Clown!

I caught your drift

speaking of setbacks
what's fucking up The Hobbit today?

sounds perfect for her gravely smokers' voice
Will there be mashed potatoes???

fuck India.

fuck India.

The AV Club should just fucking SMILE and BA-LOW me!

Steve Martin
is weird.

Hey America!
Look how Tron is livin'!

end of line

cool
that's all.

so…you're saying…Communism is bad…and Murphi is bad?

you fucked up my Cabbage Patch.

AAAHHH-
-MEN!

Fake Morgan Freeman
sounds like a supervillain, like somebody Batman should be dealing with.

Bethany is a nice name
I always liked it.

Legend of the Overween?
sorry, that was dumb.

it will sound like an old album
End of Line

there's a lot to cover here:
Chelsea Handler: not hot enough to be a hott chick, not funny enough to be a really funny commedianne (I'm not looking that up) but she's just barely enough of either that we all have to deal with her. Oh, and the vaguely sexual sounding name.
Pleez do NOT use the word "frothy" when…