I'll shoot your face shoots off…nevermind.

in my pants!

George C. Scott taught a dolphin to talk.

wanna get high?

ok, we'll call it "Brokeback Skinny Waif Barfs on a Fruit"

there simply isn't enough cocaine in the universe
I like things.

The Situation's eal name is "Mike"?
How cute!

this is cool
yep.

if there were, Taylor Swift would go flying into space.

yes, she is a bad singer, and

so …the zombie show is good?
and Taylor Swift is a zombie?

good one.

you mean Taylor or Stevie?

I didn't know real session musiicians played on those albums.
I kinda want to fuck her.
*swigs Jack Daniels*

at least you get the paper.

Stevie Nicks doesn't have a ton of room to judge anyone else's singing.

can you say AUTOTUNE?

KETCHUP!
wow, I did that twice.

Ketchuo is better than revenge
but then ketchuo is batter than pretty much anything.

she looks like a ghost
does she have some kinda bone density issue?