Shrek IS eternal
and this Easter I'm praising HIS name!

this reminds me
of my fave part of my fave movie "Event Horizon" when Sam Neill goes insane and rips his eyes out of his own head. That's kinda how I feel right now.

I think you found the creepiest pic of the Pope there is.

*sing*
Put 'em on your feet,
give your dogs a treat,
what a comfortable shoe.

even if I can't SEE it, I don't even want to THINK about someone cooking for me & wearing Crocs to do it in.

I HAVE met the Boogers
and I say thee "Nay"!

look, I don't need this crap, I got a fishstick commercial at 4! Oh what the hell, I need the money.

pretentious title
don't forget kids: Mantra + Yantra creates Tantra.

wake up, Bitch.
make me some eggs.

and
I don't think we needed the last Gwyneth Paltrow.

need a hug?
you guys are really starting to sound bummed about having to announce all these 4's. It's a dirty job…

gentlemen…start your injuns!

forget the Zoloft…
…make mine heroin. Right in the spine, please.

this FUCK was brought to you by the letters F, U, C & K…and the number 69.

*sings* Well I re-MEM-bah…

could it be CancerAIDS?

how about
Stratego: on the BIG SCREEN!!!

thanx
so much for the picture of middle school camel toe.

HAH!
I understand Michael Bay has a real problem with pre-shooting.

wait a minute…
you mean his name's not "Bah Bodenkirk"?