From the director of Hitch?
I don't even remember Hitch.

"Wildly Expressive Eyebrows"
made me spit my water.

so…
is this good?

this reminds me
of when I was a kid

fuck you, Jesus.

I just googled him
to make sure he wasn't the Sunglasses @ Night guy…Corey Hart. Oops.

subtle

all original members of Guns N' Roses play on it? Even Steven Adler? I thought he had like a 1/2 dozen strokes & shit. Can he still play?

she is an idiot
I can't believe I had sex with her like a jillion times……in my head.

does look kinda cool
computer chicks are hott.

please
could someone please pronounce his name for me? is it "OOh-ee"? "Yew-ee"? "OH-wayyy"?

the guy in the picture
must be having some crazy 4th of July Sparkler party.

I never get why people need gloves to drive. It's a car not an X-wing.

it totally does.

Black Eyed Keys
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

hey, doesn't Fireball XLV remind you of Robin WIlliams?

wondering
how old is that chick? she's kinda hott, but wasn't Alice a little girl? I don't wanna get in trouble.

Stephen Wright as "The Guy on the Couch"

NO Yonson! No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny, that would NOT be right. Use Wesley PIPES!

Natalie Portman + Stoner Comedy
two things I thought I'd never hear mentioned in the same breath…could it be two great tastes that taste great together? Let's watch…