still waiting for Jem & the Holograms to return
I wonder if this will address the question of how there's one female smurf in the whole village & what's her schedule like.

Jesus, enough already.

it's not 2 Wycked…it's the Hott Wad!

that's good, right?
isn't it? I can't wait for 3D Schindler's List.

yes! that's correct!

Peter Sarsgaard?
can I get a "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSGAAAAAAAAAAAAARD"?
or aren't we doing that anymore?

well, he put subtle clues in some of his songs like "Runnin' With The Dreidel" and OU81Jew.

the worst part is…
he died before he could premier his dazzling one-man-show: "Give 'Em Hell, Pernell!"

I'm a litle teapot dome short & stout…

not that I'm complaining
but is Drew Barrymore allergic to supportive breast-wear?

recording new songs for a greatest hit album
who knew DLR was so committed to battling anti-Semitism. As if I needed another reason to love him.

what's this world coming to???
MTV used to show music videos, not they organize telethons.
Why ask Wyclef?
Fuck you, I'm funny.

*
I'm working on a Hassidic video game. It's called "HHHCGKCH!"

Militantly inoffensive
and cheerfully bland…can you really be these things?

and it looks like on bass: Jesus Christ!

matches……candles…matches…candles
that doesn't even look like Jessica Simpson…

?
is he the guy who sang that I'm on a boat thing?

he did a great version of that Metallica song
Bob Seger has sold so many Chevys they should name one after him.

YOU DICK!!!

oops
I stopped reading after "Jessica Alba". Apparently she's so bland reading her name can give me brain damage.