ya got me!

I knew somebody would recognize that!

you cannot escape
there are people on Myspace because they won't let you ever leave. I've repeatedly tried to cancel my account and they won't send the email with the final solution…I mean instructions.

that WAS pretty nice.

yes and…?

and now…
Neil Young's cat sings the song sof Neil Young!

Rated G
does she think she's Grace Jones now?

man of approximately 2500 faces
I really don't want to hear from 200 people who loved the Alan Parsons Project. I gotta get outta here!

this is dumb
slow day in the writing room, fellas?

my mustache is going to kill every one of you sarcastic little ball sacks.

yeah, Heavage really just sounds like throwing up.
"I needed two flushes to get rid of all my heavage!"

?
wasn't Michael Jackson a sexy werewolf in the 80's?

fully autographed?
what's that mean? the whole band signed it?

!
you fuckers drink like a bunch of pussies.

yeah, save it for a song Taylor!

I'd like him to join my elite corps of stormtroopers.

crossover!
I'm having Paula Deen over for Thanksgiving. I'm serving ham.

thanx Amelie
but I really didn't need you to tell me Tyra Banks is a little south of genius.

Geriatric Crimefighter???
was it funny?

and Morgan Freeman is God.