my-my-Mayans.
how come there's always a black president in these apocalypse porns?

mein goodness!
what an ugly child he's carrying!

didn't Ralph Macchio play the devil in that one?

OMG WTF?
how'd you get thru that whole essay without mentioning Kelly's weird frosted hair, or how she's about three & a half years from getting so fat people think she's a transsexual? And what's that blue thing she's wearing? It's not a shirt, it's not a dress, it looks like a bunch of rags stiched together. …

Arsenio:
wishful thinking…

did he ever bing sexy back? 'cause I'M not feelin' it.

FUCK Howard, FUCK Robin, FUCK Artie, FUCK Benjy…Hiii Fran!

it's NOT what you think. You're upsetting my epaulettes! Don't talk like that in front of my mustache.

This is what Vic Morrow shoulda looked like.

chop chop

and that's why YOU don't write for the AV Club, WARREN.

personally,
I would've liked to see Natalie Portman play Thor, but I guess you can't have everything.

oh bite me…
I LIKE vanilla.

just a suggestions
maybe I'll take this over to the "What truly scares you?" discussion.

yes,
subtle indeed.

WHAT?
stuff & nonsense!