Yeah, let's hone in on the real issues here.

Up here in Canuckistan, we switched up our ten dollar bill this year in honour of the country's 150th birthday. Good ol' Sir John A. got shoved to one side and the Bank of Canada added Sir George Etienne-Cartier, Agnes Macphail and James Gladstone. Then they introduced it with a page on their website that has a…

"That'll be $√2."
"I only have $φ on me. Can you spot me the rest?"

GOMENASAI MINASAN.
::does the honourable thing::

You've probably got 20-year-old glitter lodged in your carpet and/or crown moldings from a poorly-planned homemade-greeting-cards-will-save-me-so-much-money effort. You just gotta dig for it.

The Paul Ryan Workout Photos Conspiracy is afoot!

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I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE HONEY-LOVING SNAKES ON MY HONEY-LOVING PLANE.

I do cook some far-from-authentic Indian-esque food (biryani, butter chicken, chana… well now I know what I'm having for lunch), but I only have a one-bedroom apartment and literally everything I own smells like Indian cuisine for days afterwards. One time I cooked a slow-cooker butter chicken and two days later a…

You are correct, sir. Apparently my autocorrect is more familiar with na'an than naan.

You have no food court Indian places? So what do you do if you have a midday butter chicken and na'an craving and $10 to your name?

Science is way ahead of you: http://www.cbc.ca/news/heal…

That was one of literally two occasions where I saw someone finish an arcade game, and I didn't really see much of it because I was panicking trying to feed quarters into the slot. I almost cost them the game because I had to crack the second roll of quarters.

That would be a true Utopia.

OPEN "WINDOW"
PRESS PLAY ON TAPE

I had two friends who were absolutely intent on finishing the Terminator 2: Judgement Day arcade game. Two rolls of quarters. They manned the guns and my sole duty was to just feed quarters during the final boss fight. One is now a GP, the other is a nephrologist/pancreatologist.

I had an "updated" version of Pong for my PS waaaay back in the day, with varying outdoor settings and anthropomorphized antagonists that would interfere with the path of the ball or tilt the playing field or somesuch, and some variations where you had to take out obstacles Breakout-style or hit specific targets or…

I once skipped my first university class of the morning because I was in the middle of a good dream about a younger Harrison Ford and David Duchovny circa the middle seasons of "The X-Files". Granted, it was a dull as dishwater computer architecture course, but still. Priorities.

As long as we have a legal system, we will need people to interpret laws and ensure their fair and equitable application for all parties (or at least people who try their damndest to). Thanks for the work you do.

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest the popularity isn't due so much to the quality of the cover or the novelty of making a super-long kazoo out of many smaller kazoos but something somewhat less savory. Just a thought.