JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH in the TIME it took me to post ONE OTHER COMMENT implying I would enjoy carnal relation with various Hollywood Chrises and their siblings, I got SIX UPVOTES. WHERE were ALL you FINE people BEFORE the apocalypse was nigh????

JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH in the TIME it took me to post ONE OTHER COMMENT implying I would enjoy carnal relation with various Hollywood Chrises and their siblings, I got SIX UPVOTES. WHERE were ALL you FINE people BEFORE the apocalypse was nigh????

JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH in the TIME it took me to post ONE OTHER COMMENT implying I would enjoy carnal relation with various Hollywood Chrises and their siblings, I got SIX UPVOTES. WHERE were ALL you FINE people BEFORE the apocalypse was nigh????

Throw in Chris Evans and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire and I happily won't notice.

Throw in Chris Evans and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire and I happily won't notice.

GODDAMMIT in the TIME it took me to post ONE SENTENCE 46 new comments got posted?

GODDAMMIT in the TIME it took me to post ONE SENTENCE 46 new comments got posted?

I turned my back for ONE GODDAMNED HOUR to LET the IT monkeys do their MIGRATION THING in PEACE and HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST alluva sudden the COMMENTS section on this Newswire is CLOSING IN on SIX THOUSAND GODDAMNED COMMENTS.

I turned my back for ONE GODDAMNED HOUR to LET the IT monkeys do their MIGRATION THING in PEACE and HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST alluva sudden the COMMENTS section on this Newswire is CLOSING IN on SIX THOUSAND GODDAMNED COMMENTS.

I turned my back for ONE GODDAMNED HOUR to LET the IT monkeys do their MIGRATION THING in PEACE and HOLY MOTHER OF CHRIST alluva sudden the COMMENTS section on this Newswire is CLOSING IN on SIX THOUSAND GODDAMNED COMMENTS.

I've found that the more effort someone puts into their sig/email format, the less likely it is that they'll be helpful. Pastel background with name in 30-point script and glittery animated GIF? Abandon all hope. Replies in Comic Sans? Burn that mother down.

Yeah, I use emojis in work email and IM now and again but it's context-dependent. Executive? Absolutely not never. Executive Assistant who I make faces at every time I walk by her cube? Absolutely constantly. Coworkers who drop the occasional f-bomb? Where appropriate, to emphasize sarcasm or the like. Vendor…

Ra7x2, please come over to the Kinja side.

I don't know why, but this is the funniest thing I will see/read all day, if not all week.

I love the deep cuts.

This is probably content migration. The actual flip of the switch will probably be closer to the end of the migration window.

Climbin' up on Disqus Hill
I could see the city lights
Wind was blowin', time stood still
Kinja flew out of the night

@Mark_bowen, I'm glad I read down far enough to say (as a fellow programmer, although not as much these days but w/e, I know your pain) - thank you. I'll give it a whirl (thankfully Chrome is supported where I work) and if you need beta testers or whatnot, I'll be poking around post-Kinjapocalypse.

Been here since before the days when going to orange boxes and green texts for registered users made us all feel special and nested comments were introduced to great fanfare and rejoicing from the masses. Gonna try to ride out the Kinjapocalypse (thanks for the Chrome extension shout-out, whoever it is that's bumping…

My husband. Some hotshot.