I went in expecting nothing and damn, I teared up when WW came tearing out towards the machine gun nest because YEEEESSS THIS IS WHAT I'VE WANTED FROM WONDER WOMAN FOR FORTY YEARS. And I can't remember ever seeing the archetypal hero's journey with a female protagonist so completely.

SWITCHER SOLO!

Is that what they're going with now? Last I noticed, the spin was that it was meant to be interpreted as "co fe'fe", which according to a certain demo that doesn't know how to internet, is Arabic for "I stand up" and was intended as a message of support following the Kabul bombing. QV: http://www.thedailybeast.co…

It's not just Trump, either. Jim Jeffries on the Daily Show last night ranted about how he now knows the full names of Trump's entire administration because it's such a horror show. Like, I know Trump's AG is Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III and his National Security Advisor was Michael Flynn, but I couldn't name…

Because Nicaragua and Syria know better.

YOU THE MAN NOW, DONG

::puts salt in vagina::
MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES wait

Well, capsacin is the active ingredient in many personal lubricants that "warm" and "tingle"…

It's Nature's most absorbent substance!

America, your incredibly divided and increasingly confrontational political environment is doing me a h*ckin frighten.

Yeah, usually artists hit up the northern Jube immediately before or after the southern Jube just out of convenience on their way to Vancouver or back south of the border.

Somebody's Out There who likes them, I'm sure.

Like Watanabe reads ANY scripts before he signs on. Seriously, the guy's filmography (in two languages, no less) is nuts, even while he was undergoing leukemia treatment in the early 00s.

Yep. He hosted that week, Paul Young was the musical guest. Transcript here: http://snltranscripts.jt.or…
Some sketches are up at nbc.com but not that one: https://www.nbc.com/saturda…

Also I'd forgotten how adorable the BBC series was.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Paddington 2: Paddington vs Pooh, Electric Boogapooh.

Hellz naw. This is the first I've heard of any kind of alternate pronunciation at all.

Still from the sketch: http://www.gettyimages.ca/d…

I was covfefe years ago but now I've moved on.

Only the POTUS official account that I know of or could find mention of.