The fact that there are people defending this as either intentional (https://twitter.com/kayleig… or proof that he's "just normal folks" (https://twitter.com/vernonm… indicates your advice is sound.

I was the weird kid, too, and this show was like a big comfy blanket.

Here's Fox's coverage. They make more of the fact that he was in the country illegally and had refused to leave voluntarily twice. And despite being asked to leave voluntarily twice, they assumed that because he's a "good person", he wouldn't be deported. The cognitive dissonance is enough to knock you on your…

He was making regular check-ins at the immigration office, and they let him stay until earlier this year:
"According to CNN, Mr Beristain was deported despite pending legal action and without his lawyer's knowledge. He reportedly said: "They suddenly told me it was time to go. They told me to get my stuff, they put me…

EVERYBODY looks good in genuine Hugo Boss designs. Not shilling or anything, just played the role of "straight woman's opinion" for suit-shopping male friends for the past 25 years.

So according to the US government, here are the countries with the top ten trade deficits with the US (largest to smallest) YTD: China, Japan, Mexico, Germany, Ireland, Vietnam, Canada, South Korea, Italy, India.
Countries with the top ten trade surpluses YTD: Hong Kong, Netherlands, UAE, Belgium, Australia,…

What if Trump is the massive psychic intergalactic squid that the other nations of the world rally around?

Neither/nor but here you go.
https://twitter.com/drstef/…

My mom told me once that she almost told a woman from Guyana that her son was "just as cute as little black Sambo" but she never got a chance. I spent a fair amount of time explaining to her why it was a very, very good thing she didn't.

From experience - more than you would think.

Cloacas for some, miniature American flags for others!

From the 2003 Onion store, proving It Has Always Been Thus: https://images-na.ssl-image…

But it still won't be as scary as the original, "What's Going On In @prisonwine's Basement, Anyway?"

OS nerds I've corresponded with say "moz", which is confusing because then I'm like "ooh I didn't know you liked the Smiths".

My dad took me, my older brother and my older sister to see this back in 1977 - my first experience in a movie theatre. It was close enough to opening day that almost every seat was sold out except for the very front row, and it took the usher long enough to seat us that we pretty much missed the beginning crawl. My…

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But you know the farts that do erupt are SBDs. The wet, virulent kind.

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If you bash somebody when you someone eat it?

I SAVED SOMEONE A HANDFUL OF CLICKS AND A COPY/PASTE, OKAY? I CAN ONLY SAVE THE WORLD SO FAST ::cries::