Translated tweet: Found the man who outplayed Trump in the handshake.

::dusts off WWJCVD bracelet::

They treat customers the way I would loooove to treat customers at one minute to closing.

There was even make-up dancing.

I totally missed that reference on first scan and was like "yeah, Tom Araya, whaddayagonnado…"

But you're not around and I'm out of my head.

You know he's a Heinz guy at best. Artisanal ketchup in a jar would be too close to being in vegetable form for his taste.

Just go with Norse Norseperson. Or Nordic SonOfNordicperson.

Note to self: find deck of official Twin Peaks trading cards with "official" cherry pie recipe after work today.

My mom does a version of this - she's used soba, spaghetti, spaghettini, udon, even macaroni at one point (I… don't recommend it). It started as a Thai salad recipe from one of those checkout counter magazines but over the past 20 years or so has morphed into something that she's made her own.

Capsacin is actually the active ingredient in a number of "novelty" "tingly" creams and gels currently on the market.

I have neither first- nor second-hand experience of it being a "common" thing, but I know of cases where within five minutes a woman worried for her personal safety and bugged out. I'd rather account for that possibility than wish I had later.

EVERYBODY PLAY SOCCER.

Here he is: http://www.brandonvezmar.com/

Don't do it. Not even once.

Although counterpoint: He's also worked for the EFF and ACLU.
Counter-counterpoint: The buzzwordiness of his online presence makes me think I would've been texting for help during the movie, too.

In January of this year, he was just 'one Brandon Vezmar, president of The Messaging Company, a Texas-based media consultancy firm that, according to its site, translates “communication into pursuasion" (sic)', according to this article from The Chicagoist: http://chicagoist.com/2017/…

There's a snack food distributor that does office deliveries that sells bags of those rye chips right on my floor every few weeks. I fight the impulse to buy a bag for about two nanoseconds before responding like Pavlov's dog to the "NUT MAN IS HERE" emails.

On first scan, I missed who you were replying to and thought your wife added sauteed mushrooms and sharp Cheddar to Nutella on toast.

Also check out Jessica Harrison - Aronofsky gave her credit as inspiration in another post: https://www.facebook.com/Je…