Does that mean that you see the world as a sea of disembodied heads floating and bobbing aimlessly in an uncaring world?

Being lactose intolerant, there would most definitely be a "purge" following that indulgence on my part. And it would most definitely be a crime against humanity.

Whoa, are you an otolarynologist? Because it's hurts when I lift my arm like *this*…

Halfway through Grace Jones' autobiography and it's a ton of fun - I didn't know she was such a part of the 70s NYC scene. Would've been fitting for the Silly Showbiz Book Club.

Christopher Moore has a new book coming out early next year, just so's ya know…

"What else can I do with Bird's Custard Powder?"

Custard powder is a requirement for that characteristic slightly-stiff-but-not-icing texture, and Bird's is the only one I've seen in my neck of the woods.

Goddamn I hate you for reminding me of Bar 6. Used to be the best treat my mom could get us in the checkout line at Super Valu.

I don't know what's good for me, I don't know what's good for me…

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Answer: The Speaker of the US House of Representatives.

But he lifts, bro! With his cap on backwards!

I get the same thing with music - I've had music lessons since before I was in kindergarden, and I tell people "if you can find 15 minutes a day to practice, every single day, you could have some mad skillz" and they reject that outright. "Ooooh but I don't have any talent…" It removes responsibility (probably not…

You should try driving across Saskatchewan sometime.

Soooo Crystal I could pick out by virtue of the hair and kind of sort of the outfit, but I'm barely associating anyone else with anyone out of the Marvel Universe. My primary frame of reference is the the 80s first edition Marvel Universe, but still - Medusa looks like a headmistress and Black Bolt looks like a minor…

Where do I get in on the Chris Evans-sharing action? Asking for a friend.

TIL: jazzoasis.com is blocked at my office. They probably listen to "smooth" jazz.

He is the sax messiah, Gsus.

It's because we're hoarding it as "reserve" here in Canada. Worked out fine, too, until the Great Maple Syrup Reserve Heist of the early 2010s:
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Powerpoint presentations "evolved" into "slide decks", of which a subset established an offshoot called "pitch decks", specifically developed to entice people with a crapton of money to throw said money at "projects" that may or may not ever materialize, let alone generate any sort of ROI.