Hey, some of us are old enough to remember when Adrienne Vittadini was the go-to label for female middle managers who wore brutalist-inspired suit jackets with shoulder pads that would put today's NFL defensive backs to shame.

ANCIENT CHINESE SECRET, EEEEEEEEEH?

I thought it had Brendon all over it, qv the Kafka rock opera, Galaktikon, Doomstar, the Tron rock opera…

I totally bought it - those stores are creepy AF. The first time I went into one (with my friend and her seven-year-old), I asked an associate if they ever thought about closing at night, and just as they turn out the lights, one of the doll's heads turns eeever so slightly on its own… She cut me off with "we never…

Nope, that was my first thought, too.

Enjoyed both eps a lot, but "The Laser-inth" has a LASER LIGHT SHOW SET TO A ROCK OPERA HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE THAT.

TIL: Mark Linn-Baker has an MFA in drama from Yale, where he became friends with Lewis Black.

FYI (from experience) you should run it once in a while or gaskets dry out and the thing dies and it's an expensive repair.

REMEMBER: With great power comes great responsibility...

Sibilance…

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Pythagoras' Switch is one of the best things about NHK World at my mom's place. It's incredibly soothing and airs at pretty much the exact same time every weekday morning.

WHERE'S FIREFLY!?!?!?

Basically, yes. I was drunk and got drunker while trying to aggressively talk him up.

It involved drinking Long Island Iced Tea mix straight from the bottle to "screw my courage to the sticking place" and talk to him, and then continuing to drink whatever was being served in red Solo cups while precariously perched buzzard-style on the arm of a hideous 70s-earth-toned sofa that he was sitting on, and…

During university. I had a friend in one of the women's fraternities and I would tag along as a GDI. This was literally something like 20 years ago so yeah, no doubt he's had many similar encounters in the meantime.

I once got drunk AT Nathan Fillion at a KA thing many moons ago, after having had a crush on him for YEARS (he was part of a local improv group). Not one of my prouder moments.

"Photo via @JakeTapper/Hell".

Watching the jab and the response, it's like Trump just called Canada "Darryl" and it's like Canada's off-camera going "um, it's da-RRYL!"

MY CORVETTE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
AND THEY'RE LIKE
IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS