CALLED IT.

He just re-signed with Fox for a ridiculous amount of money. The buyout will be just as ridiculous.

Speak of the devil, there's a good-sized one that just floated up on the Newfoundland coast…
http://www.cbc.ca/news/cana…

Brady cited "family matters". Gronk crashed Spicer's briefing.

Non siamo degenerati, signor(a). Ananas sono deliziosi ovunque.

From over on gizmodo:
However, the biggest surprise has to be the final song on the mix: “Guardians Inferno” by The Sneepers… featuring David Hasselhoff. Gunn said this is an original song for the film, co-written by Gunn and score composer Tyler Bates. He called it the Guardians’ version of Meco’s disco Star Wars…

Do you mean chikuwa?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
aka tube-like fish product aka stuff of my childhood nightmares after finding it sliced up in the fridge and eating a thick slice of it thinking it was something sweet and delicious

I went to Japan with my mom for a few weeks about a year and a half ago, and even the food she rated "so-so" or out and out "teeeeeeeeeerrible" I thought was at least "pretty good". And the convenience store food can be really surprisingly good (Circle K oden, 7-11 fresh croquettes and pre-packaged creme caramel come…

I'm hearing this in Paula's slightly tipsy voice and it's making me happy.

I am very, very relieved to hear good things about this adaptation. I am very happy to hear it stays true to the source material. I'm not so happy that both seem like foreshadowing now.

You're being optimistic if you think this will occupy anybody's mind in a month at anywhere further than a preconscious level.

Bialys aren't boiled and then baked, so you don't get that dense chewy/crispy crust like on a Montreal-style bagel.

So say 76% of people in Orillia!

Budget cuts. Sorry, we're all being forced to do more with less around here.

Details on Prince's b-ball prowess:
http://ftw.usatoday.com/201…

Man, that was 2013? Shee-it.
http://www.dailymotion.com/…

"Sabbath Day" is more common, IIRC - "Sonnabend" isn't used as widely as "Samstag".

But the asparagus pee is half the appeal! Seriously, I've always had a specific empathy with animals that spray their territory since realizing just how pungent asparagus pee is, especially to those who don't get it.

What, Rich Little had better things to do?

Those are actual original content. A "reaction vid" would be footage of someone watching the above.