And captioning with lots and lots of exclamation points.

While I was in Japan a year and a half ago, my mom and I visited her cousin's house, and while we were there, he brought out a big bowl of the best-looking Mandarin oranges I'd ever seen, and they tasted even better than they looked. Turned out they were from the Mandarin orange tree in his backyard. It hadn't…

I owned all four season sets, and then the boxed set came out with the awesome McGuirk bag and sweet clapboard and I can't part with either for some reason.

Note to self: confirm I have Showtime in my cable package. Thanks for the reminder, AVC!

Fake Snoopy has a darkness to him you'd never suspect. There's a reason no one talks about Peta Peta Peppy…

Nah, I'd bet Pochacco would do it for cheap. Plus Badtz Maru would go blabbing about it everywhere to strengthen his cred.

Yeah, Aggressive Retsuko debuted spring of last year (and has been my spirit animal since) and Sanrio's 30-odd episodes in on the animations (granted, each episode is only 30-60 seconds long, but still. They all end with METAAAAAAAL). theverge.com just featured it last week, though. English subs are available on…

I still listen to the "Shelter" album! I can't fathom how it'd go over in a late 80s/early 90s-U2-sized stadium, though.

Coach and Jason interactions happened rarely enough to be a cue in the Home Movies Drinking Game, but often enough that I regretted it after actually TRYING the Home Movies Drinking Game.
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Best moment of the episode for me was where the writers implied that Teddy had been getting his orders to go because of Bob's banjo practice. It was economical and effective. Second best: Bob's instinctual banjo virtuosity being an illusion.

Thanks to whoever gave the heads-up on Global not airing the new Bob's Burgers ep in Canada - but where's the review already? TINA KISSED JJ JR!

BEJ PU KCIP

Needs more zazz.

Fun fact: The name of that early incarnation was Leather Canary.
Fun fact #2: Chevy Chase actually has perfect pitch.

I've done this with my iPod Touch. The one good thing about the new slimmer, lighter casings - doing so no longer draws blood.

I'll… be in my bunk.

I still eat way too much dairy (and take way too little lactase) despite knowing better, but dammit, cheese is delicious and sometimes I find myself in a restaurant that has deep-fried breaded double cream brie on the menu and I AM ONLY HUMAN.

Growing up watching "Laverne and Shirley", I drank a lot of Pepsi and Milk. Later in life I learned that Diet Pepsi and Milk is NOT the same.

I am SO. GLAD. that stuff is only intermittently stocked at the grocery stores near me because I had it once and I was done and now I occasionally dream about it. As it is I get the homogenized (3.5%) lactose-reduced and make Quik or the like because I feel like I'm entitled after so many years avoiding most dairy.

Yeah, being lactose intolerant and living in North America is kind of sucky because lots of tasty things have milk or milk solids and they can be hard to avoid. (I can deal with small quantities of dairy products, but you don't want to be downwind of me with an open flame if there's a cheese tray within reach.) When…