Naked Celebrity Fry Cooking

Man, I guess I am just totally oblivious to ass trends, since all of this is news to me. I never should have cancelled my subscription to Ass Trends Insider.

Those are the easy ones, they may as well be "road." Now, if you want to muddle through ways, lanes, courts, terraces, drives, places, and circles, then you're going to need a prostitute.

Kind of reminds me of Tara Reid in The Big Lebowski.

Mocking women for being thin is like objectifying women who are over 45 and/or non-white. Apparently it's not sexist, because fuck you, that's why!

I know we're just joshin' around, but you can't "steal" a person who possesses free agency.

He could be pulling a Joaquin Phoenix.

My wife, who as a kid was a competitive figure skater and still follows the sport, assures that me that ice dancing is bullshit. Pairs skating is where it's at.

I think much more likely than either of those scenarios is that it was someone who was on vacation in Paris anyway.

"That episode?" Weren't there like a dozen ski lodge episodes?

Sure. To play Sir John Turton Randall, the British physicist who first developed the cavity magnetron during WW2, I'm thinking maybe Jennifer Lawrence?

I'd say it's about time to tone it down a few notches, actually.

It is becoming Woody Allen-esque at this point.

All varieties of Doritos are gross, before and after you eat them. But during… during, man.

So publicly saying he didn't deserve to win makes him less humble somehow?

Wait - is Family Matters still on the air?

That's true - she runs Sue's salads out of town but considers a farmer's market a major achievement. She outlaws large sodas but eats piles of waffles every day and puts "salgar" on her spaghetti. And no character even mentions the discrepancy.

Yes, after that whole season 3 arc about it just being a tragic technicality that Ben and Leslie can't be together because he's her boss, the moment that situation actually occurs she immediately abuses that situation in the most egregious way possible and totally validates the rule.

I guess I'm a jackass, but "a historical" is just more awkward to say than "an historical."

…so who writes it then? An intern?