He was alone with him because the information Brody was telling him was secret and important. The guys outside didn't hear anything because the head of the armed forces of Iran has a sound proof office, at least to the point where people standing in the hallway outside wouldn't overhear state secrets or whatever.

Jeff failing actually makes sense. He was successful because he was a scumbag. His character growth would make him much less effective.

New York has 6 times the density of Detroit and we're practically swimming in street lights!

Jacksonville has a population density lower than New Jersey, so calling it a "city" seems like a stretch.

"and yes — several black olives"

You understand that "A costs less than B" and "B costs more than A" mean literally the same thing, right?

You can still have a flight that's not "punishment." You just have to pay for it, like you always did. You just now have the option of paying less and being less pampered. The supposed "good old days" were really just when only rich people could fly.

I think maybe you accidentally ate a used napkin instead of a slice of pizza.

If you're an East Coaster who is not from the New York area, I don't think you are qualified to weigh in on this matter.

No. That's stupid.

But you can have an avatar! And it can explore a vast virtual city with everyone else on the internet! And this is the most practical means of communication!

What if I'm a sound engineer and hip hop producer but I don't receive much acclaim?

I bet a lot of times those are actually just the same person over a period of 10 years.

This was a cab that required two drivers?

Don't just dismiss the emotional component, like when a man she's romantically involved with upsets her over the phone, and he comforts her with gruff fatherly advice.

He's 70, she's 37. So, they're both about equally Hollywood Old.

To be fair, it isn't a foregone conclusion that a "classic" movie holds up all that well. I'd much rather watch Casablanca right now than, say, Citizen Kane.

I'm pretty sure lesbians have had access to the internet over the past 20 years, as well.

*HACKING INTO PENTAGON: 83% COMPLETE*

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