So which one is Hufflepuff? What's those guys' deal, anyhow?

Seemingly hundreds of aspiring comic actors.

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We find out the reason they live in the desert is it's the only place safe from marauding merfolk.

The beach you go to sounds like fun.

Would you say that Tom Petty is?

I suppose someone should post the pop vs. soda map:

I construe your mom as racist.

Hey, a real Tommy Bahama Hawaiian shirt will run you ~$100. Wear a new one every day, and that adds up quick.

According to Wolfram Alpha, that could fill 50 Olympic swimming pools!

You think Sorkin would write a more accurate depiction? I don't.

Ten years ago, Steve Jobs was alive and litigious and likely to make all kinds of trouble for an unauthorized biopic.

I would be surprised if Luca was not the fan favorite. Luca is adorable. Comically Italian and an almost implausibly nice guy (for a reality show, not for life). I also like how he always seems visibly shocked whenever he does well.

An actual maid, with a beautiful singing voice.

I hate the bizarros.

It does seem like a straight remake of The Milker's Mishap.

So, the fact that you are fairly likely to kill innocent people: not a problem. $100 fine and being late for something: life changing?

There's a long paragraph summarizing it because people know what it is. That's kind of how it works.

Oh I don't disagree, someone would definitely recognize him sooner or later, but it's not like it's implausible that nobody would for a while, especially in a different country. And what do we see of him in the trailer doesn't look all that much like "successfully blending in."

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