For some reason, one example that always stuck with me was from one of the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies, where the killer is an old man with a meat hook. There's one scene where he is like a 100 feet away and slowly walking towards Jennifer Love Hewitt, who is trying to get through a locked door. She grabs a…

I wasn't actually aware that "puppets kill people" is an entire genre, but I guess it is.

When the Missus and I were on a West Wing kick, we would have fun making Sorkin style speeches about trivial decisions, like what kind of takeout to get for dinner. The trick is to phrase your main thesis as pompously as possible, and then repeat that exact same phrase several times throughout your speech. e.g., "I…

You have to admit, though: Ben Affleck is not Hispanic.

MOVIE TRIVIA: Every movie character that Bruce Willis has ever played has been a ghost.

Although those things don't happen in the same way they do in the book, the corresponding events do happen right away, yeah. The sheriff dying right away helps position Big Jim as the one people turn to from the beginning. And Junior actually goes crazy before the dome comes down - the dome doesn't cause it, it just…

Everyone knows cows are made of steak!

I think it's generally a misspelling rather than a typo. A typo is when you know what it's supposed to be but physically type the wrong thing by accident. "Rouge" happens too often for that.

Something can be old-fashioned without completely being replaced. Some guys still wear suspenders!

Chandler seems like an older stereotype. Like classic 1950s, upper class, Truman Capote gay. Even the name is perfect. "Chandler Bing, confirmed bachelor."

Venereal disease and syphilis are not the same thing. "Venereal" means of Venus, i.e. sex. It's a generic term, an old-fashioned way of saying STD. 

I have a friend from a very Christian area who claims she knows a lot of people who did this, including her younger sister. I realize anecdotes are not statistics, but it's more than mere legend.

Multiple characters?

Nothing sad about that. Of all the kid characters, he's probably going to be the happiest adult.

I don't really get it either. I mean, I guess he has a four foot penis or something, which can become erect and then deflate in the time it takes to answer the door. Is that the kind of thing women are looking for?

The coal-dusted, gravy smelling teat.

You'd think after the third or fourth time you'd just get Google maps or something, like everyone else did.

Maybe he's playing a different character who is also President.

That would be the name of the non-porn parody of the porn parody of Lake Placid.

Not to mention those clowns in Congress! Am I right?