Yeah, that's the one I laughed at.

"In Matthew's memory, I will embrace the future and invest all of our money in Mr. Zeppelin's company."

Works on contingency? No, money down!

Fuck it, let's do them all. Our nation's flag designers have grown fat and complacent.

How do you guys even distinguish seasons of Law and Order? Doesn't everyone watch random episodes at random times on random channels? Is it a "this was ripped from a 1994 headline" kind of thing?

Indeed, they should be fiery. Or possibly sleepy.

What makes it even more uncomfortable is that this is the story as told by one of those two people, who ostensibly does think the whole thing is a good idea and is trying to portray (rationalize?) it as such. Yet she still comes across as… well I'm not a psychologist, but something terrifying.

On every season of every one of Gordon Ramsay's various cooking competion shows, there is exactly one contestant that is a comically stereotypical, overweight sassy black woman. Around episode 3 or 4 she gets kicked off for keeping it real too hard.

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We also did the four year locker thing at my school. And we also had separate band lockers, which is what I actually used as a locker because it was large and conveniently located (and inside a nominally locked storage room, but which us cool kids had ways of getting into anyway). My regular locker was way the fuck…

I distinctly remember being a 3 year old, going over to a preschool friend's house for the first time, and greeting his mother by saying in a sneering tone, "That's a weird place for a garden." I also kept asking where they kept their books. When his mom asked if I wanted a snack, I asked for minestrone.

Why is it sad that it's from your last interview? Wait.. like last last? Did he swear never to return? …is he dying?

Can't decide between

Scientific literacy is often a distraction from enjoying "sci fi." Most authors are not like Arthur C. Clarke i.e. actually knowing/caring what's plausible.

Is Ayn Rand not YA?

NO THERE IS ALWAYS SHAME IN AGING

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I always liked Janice too. So she has an annoying laugh. So she has a crazy Long Island accent. So what? Otherwise she seemed kind of great, to be honest. The Friends are just dicks.

Uh, yes they are. An egg McMuffin is a fried egg with Canadian bacon and American cheese. Eggs Benedict is a poached egg (with liquid yolk) with Hollandaise and ham or bacon, and isn't a sandwich. If they come out at all similar then you dun screwed up.

Yes. The economics of this are silly on several levels.