Unlike in movie depictions, a "silenced" gun is still pretty damn loud. Also, they're very hard to come by, and they haven't exactly had a chance to look for anything like that.

There's been so many instances of zombie fluids being splattered all over people with no consequences that a mere ear in the mouth seems pretty low risk. It really seems like only bites cause infection.

Clue wasn't a great movie?

Well of course. Because they each only have half a soul.

Why all the hate for Billy Crystal? I mean, it's an incredibly boring choice, but that's precisely because he's so goddamn unobjectionable. I mean, sure, he hasn't been relevant for at least a decade, perhaps more, but at least he hasn't been aggressively unfunny, like Steve Martin or… Eddie Murphy.

Or when an ugly girl takes off her glasses and you realize she's beautiful!

I can't imagine anything notable the AV Club would have to say about sports.

It's not entirely about rape. There's also a lot of episodes about child pornography and so forth.

I checked Wikipedia on that, expecting I was being trolled.

I'm not a scientist, but I'm pretty sure that if the top of the rope is
being pulled up, the bottom would be at the just about the same rate and
at just about the same time, not delayed by a full minute. The only
thing I can think of is if there's a black hole or something down in
that well causing substantial…

He is? He's on HIMYM… the Smurf movie… I'm not sure I would want to live in a world where that's "everywhere."

Next week one of the cast members will be gone will be gone, without comment.

At my one and only office job, my immediate supervisor was amazingly like Gabe in appearance and mannerism. Original Gabe, I mean, not so much whatever he is now.

Morimoto, easily.

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But you told it as one!

It's not stealing. It's copyright infringement. It may or may not still be morally wrong, but it isn't stealing.

Melinda Snodgrass and Myles McNutt should get married.

What, did Lindsay Lohan ruin your life or something? Are you… Lindsay Lohan?

It's true. Catching a G train in Queens is a bit like stumbling into Narnia. You can't choose or predict when or where it will happen - you just have to be pure of heart. When you do catch it, it's full of fantastical creatures. And time seems to move much slower than you would reasonably expect, considering the…