Now HBO should make a show about the Medicis.
Better channel, better Renaissance Italian family.

I have no idea what's going on right now.

Browsing the Wikipedia article on Batman villains, I recommend Orca: "Grace Balin is a marine biologist who transforms herself into a monstrous orca."

Cesar Romero will reprise his role.
Calling it.

If my wife didn't change her last name, how would anyone know her father transferred ownership of her to me?

And forever curse TNT for canceling it too soon.

odd bureaucratic decision
To be fair, the chief of police is a chimpanzee! Possessed by the ghost of her grandfather!

I didn't say only Jewy guys get to play Wormtongue.

A black sheriff?!? Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles.

The point of pigment is to reflect the desired light. White colored objects reflect all light equally. Or at least, they reflect the primary colors in equal proportion, which the human eye interprets as the same thing, as perception of color is based on the ratio of stimulation between the three types of color…

Jewy guys only get to play Wormtongue.

Her mother is a target of the scorn of everyone but a small and stupid (but loud) minority, not just "hipster scorn." But that doesn't make picking on her daughter for being fat ok. Plus, her daughter isn't fat. On the other hand, she does dance like a cow, and that has nothing to do with her body type.

I doubt Tina Fey is bothered by shameless cash ins.

A peanut is neither a pea nor a nut.

This is all well and good,
but can we talk about how the front page story on the Onion is clearly about the AV Club?

Clearly you must have missed most of the episode, probably looking for an errant meatball or something.

The Lost Generation freaking loves the Black Eyed Peas. It's in A Movable Feast.

I was like 60-40 that the super bowl already happened.

I'd like to think that "jean" means they sell the legs individually. But I'm not sure what message buying the left half of a pair of ed hardy jeans for Elizabeth Banks would send.

Intellectually, I know that "graphic novel" is more accurate than "comic book." I still can't bring myself to call them that, though. I just can't not annoy dorks.