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Its immortal enemy is Philip's Clark wig, from The Americans.

You know, as much as I understand his motivation in chopping down that tree . . . with it gone, the cabin is now the highest point in that particular stretch of the moors. Lightning hitting the cabin is gonna get progressively less fun over time.

I was sort of waiting for Jon's eyes to go warg-white, and then Ghost jumping out and dragging his body off.

Maybe the battle Melisandre saw, with the Bolton's flags burning, happens when Stannis and his undead army, raised by a White Walker that gets past the Wall, attacks Winterfell. So it's further in the future. She'll walk on the battlements after it's over — perhaps after raised-from-the-dead-by-the-Lord-of-Light Jon

My theory is that Dorian remembers Brona's face but can't quite place it because he's lived so long and has boned so many. I picture him ambling to his private stash of portraits (maybe the "people I've boned throughout history" gallery is in a separate wing?) and photos and looking through them to find her. He DID

Watching the White Walker (Night King?) on the dock at the end, I was sort of expecting him to freeze the water. Of course, if they had the power to do that, nothing would stop them.

Banana stand.

When Hawkgirl finally speaks, it will be in the screeching language of the red-tailed hawk.

Knowing that something is going to happen isn't the same as facing something as it's about to happen, whether the something in question is as awful as rape or as benign as a bungee jump. You can make a choice and think you're prepared right up until the point of no return. Whatever Sansa thought would happen, her

Seemed more like a yelp of surprise and distress, followed by Alison trying to play it off as no big deal.

FINALLY. Glad she told them off. Also super glad that she didn't immediately get into danger as some messed-up plot justification for keeping her "safe" — she got to see how the team works together, and how much danger they all get into protecting the city. And she provided some useful information (sewer worker

I would genuinely enjoy finding out what happened with these characters, even if it's a brief glimpse rather than a full-blown arc (Bran finding Benjen next season would be cool). Having said that, a team-up of the Blackfish with Gendry might be fun — if Gendry weren't still rowing a boat somewhere. I swear, he

WAIT. Wait wait wait.

Well, rape is no guarantee of pregnancy. Also, Robert got drunk a lot, even before becoming King, so what he might remember of such an encounter might be . . . hazy. Also also, Rhaegar "kidnapping" Lyanna would probably have kept her out of public view for awhile, so if she was pregnant, only Rhaegar and any inner

OR Syrio is a faceless man and he changed his face into that of . . . Meryn Trant.

I haven't read any of the books, but I'm aware of the fan-theory (is there more than one?) about Jon's parentage. Sansa mentions in this episode that Rhaegar raped Lyanna, which may or may not be true, and may or may not have resulted in a child.

I very much look forward to Iris' incandescent rage at being kept in the dark.

Oh man, how am I ever gonna unsee Paige and Henry as Dean and Hank?

I'm still hoping for some The The.

The way this show seems to play the long game with running gags, I'm expecting the payoff to be baby AJ "accidentally" killing Mallory.