My husband once saw two women working to collect garbage in a truck.  It appeared to be their small business.  It surprised us, but it apparently happens.

HEY-OOOOOOOOOO!

There are also significant portions of my music collection that I have to race to skip past when I hear the opening bars on the stereo and my daughter is nearby.  She's a sharp little thing, and I really don't need her asking other kids at daycare things like, "What good is all the fame if you ain't fucking the…

Also, when our daughter was younger and we'd be changing her, she would sometimes wriggle or kick her legs very energetically.  Because I grew up in the '80s, I automatically started singing, "She's a maniac, MANIAC, on the floor/ And she's kicking like she's never kicked before!"  She loved it, and would…

Our poor daughter pretty much listens to whatever my husband and I do.  That means that two of her early favorites were: 1) "the sorry song" (as she put it) by REM, of which I was quite proud, and 2) "Daddy Cool" by Boney M. via my Swedish husband, of which I was, shall we say, less enamored.

Tom Haverford?

Hey, it's one of the few victories that woman has had in a long, long time.

If we're talking about the Caps player, interviews with him are reliably hilarious because of his obvious discomfort and unwillingness to speak anything but cliches ("We need to get more pucks to the net," etc.).  My husband, who is Swedish, and I met him at a Caps event, and he was exactly the same way in person,…

For a second, I read that first movie as "Magic Mike (B)."  I couldn't figure out if it was a clumsily titled sequel or Magic Mike as performed by less good-looking actors (the "B" squad).

I wrote a message to ABC urging them to keep the show, or at least commit to showing the last 8 episodes.  I also requested that this show be released on DVD.  For the hell of it, I also demanded Season 2 of Better Off Ted on DVD!

I was going to go for "Shorty's got the sad-sad."

Well, unfortunately, sometimes she's the best a man can get.

The amount of self-delusion that John displayed tonight was truly inspiring.  He seems to be able to cope with dizzying amounts of cognitive dissonance.  My two favorite moments in Deluded Dickishness this week:

What? I shouldn't use Katherine Heigl as my script reader?

What? I shouldn't use Katherine Heigl as my script reader?

So THAT'S edible food!  Gotcha.

So THAT'S edible food!  Gotcha.

"Yeah, given my recent restaurant reviews, it's probably better if you do the cooking."

"Yeah, given my recent restaurant reviews, it's probably better if you do the cooking."

I think it's from the Poochie episode of The Simpsons, but I could be wrong.