it's certainly not the most poplar place to post on AV Club.

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a coda for yoda soda?

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you know, you can just copy and paste the text into a word doc; save yourself the writer's cramp!

it might bankrupt your self esteem

congrats.  i hope you and the soon-to-be Mrs. T. Offer  enjoy each other's company for many years to come.

congrats.  i hope you and the soon-to-be Mrs. T. Offer  enjoy each other's company for many years to come.

@avclub-46ffbbb58de8060c1532382cddc7692c:disqus wait, is she actually just a TV guide?  did you get engaged to a TV guide?

@avclub-46ffbbb58de8060c1532382cddc7692c:disqus wait, is she actually just a TV guide?  did you get engaged to a TV guide?

and if you need any actual dildos, ricky coogin is also your man.  your dildo man.

and if you need any actual dildos, ricky coogin is also your man.  your dildo man.

i would've pegged harry crane as twiki.

i will never get tired of that.

"I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' PIZZA IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' HOUSE!"

Aw c'mon, now.  I'm sure Jessica Pare is SAG.

if a pottery wheel shows up in cooper's office, we'll know what's coming.

i predict drinking.  lots and lots of drinking.

but on your way out you can tear down the drapes and use them to shield your nakedness, like god and good taste intended.

i don't know.  i want to experience the dachau summer of music, but the treblinka puppet festival is happening at the same time.