*sniffs the crotch of spicoli323's power ranger costume*

in yoga, "Shitting Duck" flows neatly into "chocolate dragon".

The reflux!
masticated food
going north 
instead of soooouuuth!

like we needed any more evidence that this shows sucks clock, but here we are…

that really moistens my taint!
you're welcome to steal this one.

oh, we're all watching you right now, @avclub-cbe8412e7469c2bba155a2a353401e5b:disqus .

the second screen will prevent your tot from whaling in the theater.

i miss her haunted graffiti.

can we get a hector salamanca "ding" for this one?

parkourasaurus?

#neverforget
#the
#fucking
#hashtags

hug…flea?

no, they're just grading on a dome.

apparently the radio station was constructed entirely out of balsa wood and grain alcohol.

he just beats his meat a lot and needs many absorbent blankets to soak up the jizz.

diabetes kid will be the last man standing…UNDER THE DOME.

officer linda is dumb as paint, but she's still only like the 7th dumbest thing about this show.  yet i cannot look away.

i'm here to pose!

i don't look like my icon, but a penis can dream…

have an ambulance on standby.