the dome and maine are in the same domain.

you mean skinny pete?  how can you forget him?  he's got mad piano skillz, yo.

my mom has a subreddit devoted to her junk.  she's a pioneer in the field.

how many times do i have to tell you to stop posting pics of my junk on reddit?

Pharisees, Pharisees, Pharisees…

and an "AWOOOOGAH" sound whenever braless Natalie Zea appears on screen.

Chester's Mill ran out of bras on the very first day.  But it has enough thongs to get them through six winters.

*turns horned helmet to side, crosses arms over chest*

the two things on the menu will be a hug and a punch in the groin.  but you can't order both on the same day.

my guess is that egg won't be cracked this year.  Max, probably.

and wouldn't exposing their dirt by default expose all the shit she's doing?  and the fact that she's been skulking around town unseen means that her sudden disappearance wouldn't mean a thing to anybody else. that scene should've ended with barbie shooting her in the face and big jim rolling up the body in a tarp and…

the night was aroused and lubricated.  and horny.

i am a 26 year old male power fuck

he's from philly cheese him some steak!

except a bond or annuity or apartment building might actually generate some revenue.

yeah, keep your hands off of our hot sticky globs of jizzum, sterile suburban white americans!

He smurfed it right in its goddamn smurfhole.

Planes 2: Zeppelins

Raiders of the Lost Testosterone

my retirement grease!