*empties bank account to option camel story*

and keep an eye on that Odo fellow…

and keep an eye on that Odo fellow…

and keep an eye on that Odo fellow…

REDFORD MULCH IS PEOPLE!

REDFORD MULCH IS PEOPLE!

[AUDIENCE VOMITS]
[DOG EATS VOMIT, THEN LICKS ITS OWN NUTS]

Drugstore Cowboy 2: Lipitor Lotharios

MANSQUITO > MANIMAL > ANIMAL > MAN

my high school had one of those!  until they cut it down.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus are you saying that the Holy Grail is a Jem pez dispenser?

i'll be in the corner with a pair of binoculars and a tank of nitrous, if no one minds.

those people were asking for it!

google books:  doing god's work.

i got a new complaint!

my pagan peoples knew how to represent!

@avclub-f2b489efd726db529335e31c83509c73:disqus what you need is a vintage mid-90s tucks medicated soulpatch.

please, "weiner" is my father's name.  it's just penis.

dear god, why did i go to an all-you-can-eat chili place for lunch today?
*craps pants*

*adds a little salt, puts up a "no pepper allowed"sign*