GOSSIP PLAN!

oh, he's in it alright…

@Dikachu:disqus that and your genitals face.

because the gremlins franchise is one long metaphor for hong kong's colonization by the british.

preemptively flags every comment that will be a reply to this one.

would you rather this quote died on its way back to its home planet?

oh yeah?!  well, well, YOU"D look better in CGI!  how do you like that?!

kiss my grits!

*readies mogwai costume for premiere*

yeah, the less hazel the better.

have you tried calms forte?

well…is it?

like torpudos?

i'd always heard the AV Club Style Guide was just 56 pages of tasteful nudes of nathan rabin.

stupid ancestors!

benedict cumberhat

and apparently that expiration date is 1978.

you forgot "flatulent".

does it have to be one or the other?  can we have neither, just like our ancestors?

no no, a cluster of nuns is called a "habit".  like the way a cluster of priests is called a "gang bang".