i thought it was bigelow teas being nominated for "most aromatic blend"

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus : you should be offended.  deeply, deeply, offended.

i…totally know what you're talking about, man.

late night war, what is it good for?

Texas Chainsaw 4: Rise of the Hedge Trimmers

it'd be even better if she set up a catering business and only used leatherface to make the ice sculptures.

so true.

did you drop it off at the pool with the others?

leftover penne with tuna sauce, bag of carrots, and an apple.  but it's not lunchtime here yet, so right now i'm drinking coffee.

yeah, i'd expect more positive comments from someone who's job is handling tits.

e)  scooter.

The Human Fistipede: In Soviet Russia

ooooh, THAT'S why you've been calling me "hair."

i like to think that big al just left them draped over the sink, inside out, with the shart stain in full view.  and that he was whistling while leaving the bathroom.

man, that carpet really brought the airport together.

DON'T EAT THE YELLOW "NO"

@avclub-4c56756898d633b36107f305da70351d:disqus why lost?  he was flying through south dakota on his way to north dakota, and crashed into mount rushmore en route.  it's perfectly plausible.  and it had nothing to do with that severed fuel line…

@avclub-6dafab5f86d9e5f32ba9ce303d86098f:disqus lil wayne's next record will be titled either "kind of baked"  or "bitches baked".

everyone's got something to hide, in their own way.

@avclub-e57dbebc740250d2c4a370cf6ccb35f0:disqus  i think you meant, "BRRAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSSS!"