gatsby crashed into mount rushmore on his way back to north dakota.

it's the name of my steely dan cover band!

it's the name of my steely dan cover band!

this is what happens when you don't put a dryer sheet in with the gingers!

this is what happens when you don't put a dryer sheet in with the gingers!

liked for telling the truth.

liked for telling the truth.

you can watch farscape on hulu.

you can watch farscape on hulu.

PAULIE WALNUTS CHANGES HIS NAME TO PAULIE PECANS

PAULIE WALNUTS CHANGES HIS NAME TO PAULIE PECANS

clammer don't hurt 'em!

clammer don't hurt 'em!

liked for the phrase "handjob household"

liked for the phrase "handjob household"

"Every day it's my unbelievable privilege to survey the genuine
accomplishments of other people, then construct increasingly absurdist,
often-indulgent ways in which to use them in order to amuse myself."

"Every day it's my unbelievable privilege to survey the genuine
accomplishments of other people, then construct increasingly absurdist,
often-indulgent ways in which to use them in order to amuse myself."

oh, real mature, victor.

oh, real mature, victor.

and get it on with the wives, right?  no?