"I have the weirdest boner right now."

in july…

someone might also remind her that she didn't write the music for Vertigo.

bonus points for using "flensing"

vajayjay day?

manic pixie dream horse?

you plan on murdering someone and making it look like a suicide?

or the one where he has a black eye and is wearing his "haig in 88" t shirt!

somehow "bank all the way to the laugh" makes perfect sense in this context.  kudos to you, you dyslexic gorilla person!

i believe god is OP's co-pilot

tr0n 4evr

i'm currently squatting in fastandsloppy's screening room/root  cellar!

ewww, you want his neutral milk spunk?

<fieldset> factory </fieldset>

*imagines ludacris sitting in a hot tub pouring krystal on sexy, bikini-clad turtles*

ass to ass!

no way.  the shadows are going in the wrong direction.   and you can totally see the string.

it's really not lucas' fault.  ever since his neckfat became sentient and gained control of his body, it's goal has been to destroy his cultural legacy.

cool "cool story, bro," bro.

what? did someone call me?