Her own? that she keeps in a glass jar? I guess that would be a funny idea purple monkey dishwasher.

it's the typographic equivalent of a row of assholes. it's like the guy is obsessed, or something.

Jim Science, the founder of Gym Science? He taught me the equation for figuring out exactly how much skin you lose off of your inner thigh via friction when you slide down a hemp rope.

and a vibra—-

holy shit, that is terrible. it's like a student film from 2003… is it a student film from 2003?

I'm with Sajanas. This is a movie you do not pay for.

more like "Triumph of the Kill that Wolf by Shooting it from a Helicopter"

in chinese porn they pixelate everything but the genitals, so what you're watching is any number of disembodied genitals flapping about in a sea of flesh-colored pixels.

i believe he secretly cares about fucking mothers.

fivehead, at least.

you will also receive a complimentary cock punch.

hey, c'mon now. they're both wearing dress shirts and sweaters, aren't they? what more do you want?

What happens in October? Rapture take 2?

*hands Dutronc a blue ribbon and a gift basket*

wow
that might be the douchiest picture of tom cruise ever. i challenge you, AV club commenters, to dig up a douchier one.

you will now be ripped to shreds by the undead hordes.

i rolled a 4! i'm casting polymorph self and changing myself into a green salad, which should be just as good as invisibility in this case

"or", i meant.

tits of gtfo

the new theme song will be sussudio, and it will be performed by Fucked Up.