it's a sexual move that requires four people, and egg beater, and a beaver puppet to pull off successfully.

@Nertz Before Sunset was the sequel. there is no third one (what would they call it? "After Brunch but before Lunch"?), but i threw it in there because it's better than the first, and pretty great all on its own besides.

the bidding thus far
those tiki mugs look cool, but not $405 cool.

@Nertz: Toy Story and before sunset come to mind.

i've heard rumor that they're all semiliterate zombies.

at the very least he could ruminate on it.

ach! you are a deezgrayce to zee mutterlandenschlieben!

*hands the Archmage a +2 handkerchief of empathy*

i believe that's known as a "bonet tomei canape."

i think you mean, "lightning bolt! lightning bolt! lightning bolt!"

bravo, JVS.

whoah
whoah

only you can stop them, xenu.

@The Archmage: i thought half elves only had infravision to 30'?

yes.

WWPD?

[hands mcketrick supplicants a set of dismembered arms to brandish goofily]

"James Franco to take over for Charlie sheen on 2 and a Half men"

[unironic applause]

i hope in her dreams she fights a half man, half-rubber-suit-snake monster type thing, and that she also finds out her japanese gardener has been banging her wife.