*rises to feet, begins clapping slowly*

oh, they'll double your order, alright…

although i bet a nickelback listening party is quite similar to a lemon party.

hey, my cousin, richard stabb, doesn't appreciate being equated with your made-up diseases

we would also have accepted "much a-poo when butt stuffing"

i also enjoy a good futura BLT, especially with a little helveticaman's mayo.

pair of undies that you still wear even though they have a giant hole in them?

if you have a beard and it disappears when you dress in leather, you're probably wearing too much.

hey, everybody get over here and ignore this post! c'mon, don't be shy.

thopmas kinkade is the Painter

and you should know that it does not get better for those who first. ever.

ejaculated.

i thought his birth name was smimmy jits.

this is glitch pablum!

sin chong
i do love my cd "me llamo cheech el chofer del autobus de la escuela."

stagger, crawl, crawl, stagger, roll,…

erring on the side of dick jokes is the american way….

i'll be sitting behind you, talking loudly on my cellphone the whole time.

and make the forensics guy a serial killer who's dating a widow who sells weed to support her family. and then set the whole thing in ancient rome.

i have smashed nothing; i am a civilized penis.