i think montana's ass has taken enough of a beating already, thank you very much.

loos like bromanticore ain't got nobody. nobody cares for him. nobody.

sounds like a transcription of circle jerk conversation. not that i'd, uh, know anything about that.

Dane Cook is hosting the oscars?

those olympic mascots are like The Residents dressed up in old buck rogers costumes.

my money's on the spirit of cliff burton.

*smacks two douchebags together*

for real, kirk! was there ever a better scat singer than david lee roth?

RAPID DESCENT 2: ALMOST AT THE BOTTOM!

RIP
*tips flagon, spilling some mead onto the curb*

a twisted sister pin?

you all be sure to take the most interesting man in the world's advice on avoiding that human centipede movie. yikes.

@ HDB: here's how it works: your mormon friends become the most reliable designated drivers you'll ever have. win-win!

wallace's mom used to make her BK mimosas with bacardi.

it'll be a cold day in hell before TA sees this movie!

huge
!

well, the hat is actually his father, you see.

that frog is a prince…among frogs!

jim croce does have a better moustache then dylan, however.

this mohammaed is carrying a big bag of whiskey-basted pork tenderloins!