i thought the porn title was "how to run a train on your dragon"

who cares, king bastard? the important thing is that we're all now humming tom sawyer.

i subscribe to it too! i also have a fully operational dentist's chair in my living room, which is where i sit when i flip through it.

other words eschelon looks foraccording to that list: Halibut, ladylove, speedbump, gorilla, Bubba the Love Sponge, and quiche.

for the hipsters: stillness is the move.
for the movie nerds: soylent green is people!

for instance, his native american name is man-with-no-eyebrow-trimmer

also, in Planet of the Apes it was earf all along.

who is ruth gordon?

despite the kidnapping and raping and panties in the glovebox, the moral balance of Overboard is restored during the mini golf course construction montage.

what is the crab nebula?

penis!

her brother is also terrible at pictionary.

truth or rumor?
i heard that if you watch this while wearing jennifer aniston's new perfume, you'll turn into a beige chenille throw pillow.

"It now appears certain that 1987 will be the year in which the Rolling Stones finally, and officially, disband."

next year they'll be using randomly typed sequences of the wing dings to rate all media.

8) in soviet russia the car does not, in fact, drive you.

cube II: squarelectric cubaloo

burt reynolds, a bust of burt reynolds made out of gruyere, and a 30" x 40" c print of burt reynolds ramming his penis into the eye socket of the gruyere burt reynolds.

that's a plot twist we can all get behind!

you also have the series queer as folk. and, uh, that movie stigmata.