Stifford, the big red dog's big red penis.

are we still allowed to use "heavens to mercatroid" as an exclamation?

diabeetus sounds like he just got back from the keynote address at the What Teens Want marketing conference.

they did a story about this on the local news, and after showing five different stills of haim, they switched to a movie clip—only it was a clip of cory feldman.

and a slide rule. a really good slide rule.

we need another vietnam to thin out their ranks a little.

i thought it was a reference to masturbation. but then again, i think everything you people write is a thinly veiled reference to masturbation.

those giant bug pins they're wearing are…interesting.

you get to fist whoopi with your high five hand.

well, jay leno was keeping his car collection in building 7 up until october 2001. i think super karate monkey death car is onto something.

well, duh, of course that chimp can talk. he's from the FUTURE.

well, once you find out how they salt that caramel down at the butch bakery, you might change your opinion….

i can't wait until it's retooled as a broadway musical: "the capoeira kid"

also, the IRA guy discovers that the chick he's about to bed has a penis.

and the title will be
pride, prejudice, and na'vi

for the book's release they're developing an imax kindle. it will be 4' x 7' and cost 62,000$.

i believe he actually fights an esquilax.

jessica tandy is a sexual T-12 cloudmaker!

damn it feels good to be a gangsta
until the herpes sores erupt on your shaft.

*hands roll of tp and a change of underpants to helltoupee*