johnny singing rock
so in that second clip, johnny singing rock says he needs to draw a circle around the bed, and he stresses how very important it is that the circle not be broken, and then he proceeds to draw only a half circle around the bed. that is some half-assed shamanism.

speaking of things that need a healthy portion of hate slathered on them, has this been covered?

and what man isn't proud of the stuff his staff produces?

instead of forming a six pack, my abs look like a sarc mark.

now if only Kingdom of Loathing could get some grammy love…

it's all good; stevie got to do lines of blow off of taylor swift's hip at the after party.

well, those dresses do allow for fully clothed motorboating. so there's that.

nice save fastandsloppy!

Little Women (Who are also Russian and/or Hookers)

scientific progress does indeed go "boink."

huffing paint is what brought soundgarden back together in the first place.

between the marge simpson playboy cover news, this video, and thie above announcement of a showgirls sequel, this is turning out to be one freaky friday!

using "verisimilitude" lends an air of verisimilitude to any review that might have questionable verisimilitude.

you got change for a hundred?

not only are their bass lines great, but the particular sound of air's bass is distinctive and very pleasing to the ears. much like i am in this scene from scary movie (at the 2 minute mark): http://tinyurl.com/6jz8dk

i guess so, but i don't understand why you needed the second before the fifth to make the first.

don't blame the internet for your shattered dreams. you brought this on yourself.

it's a really, really big pussy. really big.

"we remain, as always, defiantly pantsless."

fun fact #3: is asshole has been mostly sore for the past 9 years.